its foosball friday happy foosbal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!l friday gusy its foosball its foosball friday its foosball hapby fridyay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Date a girl with tentacles. Date a girl with ten eyes. Date a girl with large pincers. Date a girl that’s venomous. Date a girl who’s made of the literal personification of evil and suffering and who’s existence is a direct insult to God himself. Date a girl who likes to bake.

• Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

If my boss emailed me in space while paying HIS debt saying my wife's cooking is mid as hell, I'd just crash the ship and kill myself

guess who just watched this years fourth of footwerk

for some reason whenever i go back to a tab where i was watching a vod or something it tries to load in on the lowest possible quality first and its really funny when i open my browser and go back to watching waynes streams and i get greeted by this

mr radio's radiant smile

I just saw the biggest fluffiest bumblebee
here's the artistic rendition

I can’t stop laughing about this